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Edited by DarthNilus66:
11/27/2014 5:00:45 AM
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If your Guardian had a one-liner
If your Guardian had a bad ass one-liner after you smoked someone in the crucible, what would it be?
Mine would be: Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
Edit: Great one-liners guys keep em comin. You're all bad ass in my book!
#Destiny #crucible #oneliner
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#Destiny
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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BUY another f ucking dlc from bungie
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Cold Glacial WinterAmidst Glacial Abyss - old
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That was the last word....
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Edited by JOKERS OMEN: 12/2/2014 6:52:16 PMAs a striker titan, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" immediately followed by a flying knee to the face. , "to be or not to be......ANNIHILATED!?" activates fist of havoc. capturing bravo and hears "You're a wizard Harry!" gets killed by 77 Wizard. hears "Havadakadvra!" gets killed by thorn. comes up behind an enemy with a shotgun, "spread your legs and drop yo sack, i'm gonna butter yo biscuit!" while you guys are riding around in your EV-Tumblers, i'm riding the stylish..."CARAMROD." Templar about to teleport, defender titan yells, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" activated defender bubble and sits in teleport circle. doing thorn bounty, Xyor the Unwed spawns.. "I'm about to make you my B*TCH!" Gets to Phogoth's chamber immediately yells, "Troll! Troll in the castle!" or, doors open to Phogoth's chamber, "They have a cave troll." forming the spire to the Vault of Glass, praetorian teleports onto a sync plate and says "One does not simply walk in to the Vault of Glass!"
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4 Replies[u]I HAVE A FEW[/u] [b]Enemy[/b] - "Am I going to die??" [b]Me[/b] - "Bitch you guessed it!" [b]Ghost[/b] - "Wooo" "Would you prefer the Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich? *No response* Ok, here's Gjallarhorn!" [b]Me[/b] - I'll spare you... [b]Enemy[/b] - Really?? [b]Me[/b] - YEET *finishes with shotgun* [b]Speaker[/b] - I want the truth did you p- [b]Me[/b] - Oh, you didn't mean the launcher.. "Girl did you know I'm Sekptis Prime? Because my eye is always teleportin' towards you!" [b]Girlfriend[/b] - "You're not funny anymore!" [b]Me[/b] - *pulls out Comedian and shoots her* Looks like the jokes on you!! *Shooter Speaker* Looks like the tower... *puts on shades, has gone silent. [b]Citizen[/b] - Do you speak Norweigan? [b]Me[/b] - No, I speak GJALLARHORN *shoots rockets into sky* *Hits Blunt* What if Awoken people are people who were frozen then AWOKEN! *Hits Blunt* If the speaker never spoke would he still be called the speaker? *Hits Blunt* Eva Levente has an exquisite choice of amazing shaders! *Hits Blunt* What would Future War Cult if they had a war?? Just War Cult?? *Hits Blunt* Why are there 3 Vanguards in the tower but only 1 Crucible?? *Hits Blunt* Are only black people allowed in the Black Garden?? *Hits Blunt* Do Bladedancers hit up strip clubs or are they the strippers?? WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE :)
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[quote]If your Guardian had a bad ass one-liner after you smoked someone in the crucible, what would it be? Mine would be: Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? Edit: Great one-liners guys keep em comin. You're all bad ass in my book! #Destiny #crucible #oneliner[/quote] when I activate sunsinger "I am a Phoenix now I shall rise from the ashes
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Edited by Deviot: 12/3/2014 9:40:20 PMFrom Borderlands 1 the hunter. "I NEVER DIEEEEEE!!!!" procceds to die.
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Roadhouse
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Get out of Dodge or learn how to it'll hurt less
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Is that an exotic in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
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I'm Canadian so I would go with..... "Sorry" Lol
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Light him up up up, light him up up up Light hime up up up, HE'S ON FIRE!
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12 RepliesMine would be ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ＼ B / / ＼＼ U ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ
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"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER." When I Get an Enforcer Medal :P
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1 Reply*Guardian down* *Guardian down* Me-"Don't worry guys I'll revi-*HEADSHOT* Fallen sniper-"I GOT HIM!"
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"I didn't wanna kill ya, but you're too ugly to let LIVE!" -Sergeant Johnson Best. Line. Ever.
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1 Reply"Thank god for the lag you should've killed me."
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2 RepliesWell.....he won't be in the expansion
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7 Replies* playing Sunslinger while doing my best Oprah Winfrey impression* " You get a grenade and YOU get a grenade! Everybody gets a grenade!"
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*after tossing a nova bomb* "Catch! "
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12 RepliesEdited by Orion: 11/29/2014 5:19:02 PM*pulls out The Comedian* "When you get to hell, tell the devil you rode SHOTGUN!!"
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"Somebody call for an exterminator?" "Never know what hit 'em." "You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind". .... :)
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EXXXXXPPPPLOSSSiIIIOOOONNNSSS!!!!
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3 RepliesHello everyone! Kurrama69 here, PSN NETWORK(PS4). Risen is a small but very active group who is looking for talented players for both PVP and PVE. We have cleared VOG(HARD) many times and do PVP together quite often. You can check us out Live streaming raid on every tuesday 8PM EST @ www.twitch.tv/kurrama. If you are interested in playing with us please contact me on play station through a message. We are good at what we play and laugh while we do it. (no homo) I look forward to hearing from yall. Thanks, Kurrama69
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"Suck my gjallorhorn bitches"
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It would be really really cheesy
