* What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Best Answer: Othhild
[quote]Bald men use eyebrow hair of course.[/quote]
* What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
* If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Best Answer: FeelGoodCEO
[quote]Absolute zero (coldest it can get) is -273 degrees C. So from 0 to -273 is the range we are talking about. Twice as cold as 0 would be half the distance to -273. Aka -136.5 C.[/quote]
* Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Best Answer: ZestaRaddic
[quote]Because allstucktogetherments didn't sound as good.[/quote]
* Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
* If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Best Answer: Mechetti
[quote]Innocent until proven guilty [/quote]
* Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
* When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
* Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Best Answer: Finky Bean
[quote]They leave it to their AIDS[/quote]
* Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Best Answer: DBZonda
[quote]If they're good, yes. [/quote]
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Best Answer: Festbitr
[quote]You've released Destiny [/quote]
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