If there are still people who (still) don't know, the EV-30 Tumbler is a legendary sparrow capable of doing flips, going fast-ish and doing flips. This item was is/was available from the postmaster today for expansion pass-holders.
Once I picked this Hot Wheels model sparrow up from postmaster in the Tower, I looked at it's stats and decided to give it a run on Mars because there is nothing there to run into except invisible walls and fat Fallen holding shields.
Immediately I started accelerating uncontrollably and dodging small rocks and halfway pixelated hills of sand. I pressed R2 to accelerate faster, I would soon come to regret my decision.
Time started to warp and tore open, I was going so fast that the game couldn't keep up. I went so fast that I ended up crashing into Xûr, he looked pissed. He told me that he would not sell anything new if I did it again. I apologized and tumbled away. Later, I was doing patrol in the Cosmodrome, looking for some shanks to shoulder charge.
I decided that it would be a good idea to try to drive the Tumbler again, I held square and hopped on, pressed L1 and flipped it within five seconds. As I was forced off of my sparrow, I looked at it- only to see Xûr face-first in the snow.
He stood up and started verbally abusing me, seaweed flying out of his face. He told me that he would sell "The Armentarium" and "SUROS Regime" for the next 10 weeks. I begged him to give the guardians another chance but it was in vain. I told him it was Bungie's fault for putting the Tumbler in Destiny, but he wouldn't budge.
Please nerf the EV-30 Tumbler so that time-related casualties will decrease and Xûr will stop selling Armentarium and SUROS.
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Nerf it! It's dangerous for inexperienced riders to attempt stunts and flips with this new sparrow! Someone's gunna get into a serious accident with one of these!! BUNGIE NERF PLZ!!
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