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11/19/2014 12:10:24 AM
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Hey atheists.
If physics is real then how did Jesus walk on water? Checkmate.
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3 RepliesEdited by Mr Skeltal: 11/19/2014 12:13:08 AMJesus got god mode hacks from Bill Nye m8.
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If Jesus walks on water, how did he get baptized? Checkmate.
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With God all things are possible.
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Pics or it didn't happen ;)
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The same way the earth was flat. Your move?
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He was a hacker. That's why he got banned. Are you supporting hackers?!?! YOU HACKER! Report this chair!
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Hang on, let me write some bullshit on a page and call it proof.
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If people are two thirds water, wasn't Jesus just walking on himself? Shrekmate, Spaghetti Monster.
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
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3 RepliesWell.. He.. I guess... But... *explodes*
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Plexiglass, when viewed from the right angle, becomes invisible underwater. However, plexiglass was invented centuries after Jesus was born, meaning he would have had to travel through time to get it. So the real question is: if quantum mechanics are real, how did Jesus travel through time to get the plexiglass needed to fake him walking on water? Silly atheists, they're so stupid.
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(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*laws of physics explode*
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3 RepliesWhat's the code for water walking? I can't find it on the wiki
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*eats popcorn* Let's sit back and watch the show
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It was staged
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2 RepliesBecause it's a fiction novel. * sips tea *
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I call hacks
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1 ReplySuch bait.
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trans-matter anti-gravitational teleportation, duh.
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The troll is strong with this one
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1337 ch33ts n haxs
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He didn't
