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Edited by Nocturn:
11/4/2014 11:50:34 AM
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Awkward Experiences
What was your most awkward experience in highschool, collage, job or life in general?
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Getting a BJ in a carpark, and hear ppl outside, opened my eyes to find about 5 council workers looking in. Moved to another spot, BJ started up again, had this creepy cyclist keep riding past getting closer and closer, then a guy in a car nearly broke his neck to watch us and almost ran his car off the spit in to the seaway.
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2 RepliesEdited by Ren: 11/4/2014 5:02:01 AMI got thrown against a wall at 14 for mouthing off to a female cop. Her boobs were pressed against my neck. After being handcuffed, she spun me around and I couldn't hide my boner. She pointed and laughed. Most mortifying moment of my life.
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Probably not catching what someone said, Or trying to make conversation with someone hen I havnt seen people for 2 weeks. I said "I found some pencils" and they just said "oh"
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[i]Have you ever tried to integrate with an electrical, socket? Did your parents walk in? Didn't think so.[/i]
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*remembers awkward experiences* *cringes* No thanks
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Edited by Verbatim: 11/4/2014 6:16:28 PMIt was around Halloween, and to mellow out, the teacher decided to have the class tell horror stories. We did that for about a half hour, when this weird kid tells the teacher to look up a story called "sonic.exe" on a website called... Creepypasta. Haven't cringed that hard in awhile. AND HE'S A JOCK! Or, at least, he was when he was in high school, that's for sure. I can just tell, he's very stocky, and he wears sports jerseys all the time.
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2 RepliesWatching movie with a girl. Girl: "I'm cold" *shifts closer* I get up, go get a blanket. TOSS it to her and sit at the other end of the couch. No words. The rest of the movie.
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High School. I was on a bus, driving to Tampa for a theatre competition with my troupe. It was early in the morning (it's like a day-long drive there from where I live), so I was sleeping, sitting next to the chick I was currently into (and who was into me). We'd acknowledged our mutual interest, but she was a commitmentphobe so I didn't get far with her before she moved on to some other douchebag. Anywho, I woke up at one point to find her hand not-so-subtly sliding down my pants towards my dick, and I'm half-asleep at the time, so I'm only half-registering what she's doing and then promptly get her hand out of there. She does this two more times, and I'm pissed each time about it. So yeah. Came close to getting handjob--blam!- in my sleep. Still made out with the bitch all week. I hate past me...
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Edited by CTZYX: 11/4/2014 5:37:14 AMBeat off, and got caught at my job by a co worker. She dident it, but I'm sure she knew by the she look she gave me.
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Fingering this girl in class (thought we were being secretive) and when i turned around, every fûcking one in the class was just staring and smiling at us, and the teacher was on her computer so thank god she didn't see.
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6 RepliesEdited by old wolf: 11/4/2014 5:15:43 AMHugging this chick in the hall outside an art class. After a few seconds she gave me this look and I went for an ass grab, only to stop just in time cause her boyfriend was walking out the door from the art class. [spoiler]I got the ass grab later on. And boobs. [/spoiler]
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Edited by An Aids quilt: 11/4/2014 5:24:57 AMToday when someone walked up to me and said what the -blam!- are you doing at work while I was on b.net earlier and everyone at the bar and grill that I work at just stared at the bar area where I work[spoiler]this is the only one I am willing to share because the rest are just to weird and funny[/spoiler]
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Was walking down the stairs at high school turned the corner to walk down the other flight bumped into some freshman, his arms started flailing in the air (I swear time stopped at this moment) I grabbed him l, saved him from certain death (actually just falling down like 15 steps) then we literally just looked at eachother for 2 seconds and then left without a word. Lol
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Touched my girlfriend's boob on accident in front of her dad [spoiler]"accidentally "[/spoiler]
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