[u]WELCOME TO DESTINY[/u]
[spoiler]oops, sorry. Gears-of-halo-lands theft auto 6, the-master-chief-pre-sequel[/spoiler]
Since your new around here let me tell you about how this psychopathic world works. To start, let's go though the main points of the game
[u]Creating your character[/u]
Like to tap buttons like your a virgin?The hunter is the right choice for you. I should know because I'm not a 12 year old. Like to commando lunge like your going for the "steppin' Razor" achievement? Then warlock if for you! He comes with a jetpack and can revive himself! And what's better is that he's just like blade dancer, but awesome wings instead of an over (or under?) powered sword. Want an actual legit player? Than go back to halo 2! We can say that the Titan is ok because he has a bubble shield. Sorry "ward of dawn." Because saying bubble shield is just too mainstream.
[u]player vs player[/u]
Just don't.
[u]story mode[/u]
The game has a better story than twil-no, never mind that's over used. What's more overused is the horrible and white noise screenplay by people you've never heard of. Get ready for a hide-under-your-seat adventure taking place after a golden age. You may have been dead for a while, but your a master at controlling future war machines, being able to understand the factors of currency, and also fly a -blam!-ing space ship. But don't worry, you have the help of another 10 million people who don't have lives or drive a car! So now that you understand the mmorp part of the game, let's get to the part that really is the abbreviation of g
[u]Grinding[/u]
Get ready to become Tony Hawk's son, because you might just end up doing some sick grinds....for patience and time.
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