Let's share our stories about our suckage. My first Crucible experience: - Rumble, Moon - What's this map? Why can't we practice among ourselves against CPU in these maps? - Where did that shot come from? - I have no idea where to go - Is this my fifth death in one minute? - Crap, I missed. Won't change my controller sensitivity (1) though - I CAN'T EVEN SEE ANYONE - That's it, quitting forever. Screw the exotic bounty My second Crucible experience: - Rumble, Earth - Ooooh, I stabbed someone! - Ooooh, got shotgunned! And sniped! And punched! Must be at least 4 deaths in a row without a kill - This map is really confusing, the enemies can come from anywhere - I'M NOT CHANGING MY PISTOL - Well OK, I'll try Fusion Rifle, got one equipped - I CAN'T HIT A SINGLE THING - Quit forever My third Crucible experience: - Control, Earth - Oooh, I got buddies this time! - Where did they all go? - I still can't fathom this map. - There's my buddy! OH WAI- - I'm getting that flag. No enemies nearOH WAIT - WHY CAN'T WE LEARN THESE MAPS IN SINGLEPLAYER BEFORE COMING HERE TO HUMILIATE OURSELVES - MY WEAPONS SUCK - NO I SUCK - WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ELSE SUCK - Hehee, nevermind, got one. I think he/she was AFK though. But at least I got one! - This isn't so bad. Just be patient and thWHERE THE HELL DID THAT SHOT COME FROM - I'M DONE. QUITTING FOREVER. So I quit Crucible forever and left it for the players who know what they're doing. How was your day?