Step 1. Hit eject Step 2. Remove disk from disk tray Step 3. Place disk in box Step 4. Place box on shelf Step 5. Return to your daily routine as of before 9/9/14 Step 6. Lay in bed wondering why others are having fun but you aren't Step 7. Try destiny again Step 8. Repeat steps 1-6 Step 9. Dedicate your life to destroying destiny Step 10. Become a successful game developer Step 11. Apply for a position at Bungie Step 12. Get hired Step 13. Work there for a few months to gain Bungie's trust Step 14. Locate Destiny's servers and source code Step 15. Attempt to ruin destiny Step 16. Message appears on screen from Destiny "stop, i love you" Step 17. Developed feelings for Destiny Step 18. Stop by daily to talk with Destiny Step 19. Ask Destiny to move in with you Step 20. Upload Destiny to your hard drive and bring Destiny home. Step 21. Take Destiny on dates and buy Destiny presents Step 22. But Destiny a ring Step 23. Ask Destiny to be your wife Step 24. Marry Destiny Step 25. Buy a house with Destiny Step 26. Grow old with Destiny Step 27. Become deathly ill Step 28. Ask Destiny to make changes you want to Destiny as your dying wishes Step 29. Destiny makes changes Step 30. Use secret cure to become healthy again Step 31. Play Destiny Step 32. Be happy