What are some of the best lines to tell a girl on the first date?
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Her weight
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Anal?
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Do you like juice? Cause I like juice.
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What sound will my cock make when I destroy your pussy?
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For the movie date, cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn.
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Here's a good one "do you think I will get serious answers about relationships on the destiny forum?" [spoiler]you would get better answers from a magic 8 ball[/spoiler]
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Is op fgt?
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Ask if she likes anal.
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [spoiler]enough to break the ice, hi I'm Nathan[/spoiler]
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Cup size. How many fingers fit in each. Easiest way into pants...
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Hey girl, if you make less than me when we get married, will you sign a pre-nup?
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want sum fuk?
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"What's you SR in SWAT?"
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Edited by FrostFanatic: 10/8/2014 1:55:34 AMMake her laugh best advice I can give
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Read this in a voice that just hit puberty and constantly cracks: Hi, my name is jimmy, I... Um... Really like your tits. Um... Can I please see your naked tits? Thank you.
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Do you have any STDs? Or if you want to use the correct term that scientists have come up with it's now STIs
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Sit on my face
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Edited by Grantmeawishplz: 10/8/2014 1:52:48 AM1. I want to love you. 2. So, what’s wrong with you? 3. We would make beautiful children. 4. Wow, this is so weird. 5. Are you going to kill me? I’m not into internet murder. 6. My therapist tells me that I should really stop talking to my ex. 7. I think I love you. 8. You seem nervous. 9. You’re too cute to be single. 10. You’d like my wife/husband. 11. You’ll definitely have to smoke more weed if you hang out with me. 12. I just feel a lot, I don’t know. 13. How many people have you slept with on OkCupid? 14. You remind me of my mom. 15. I guess I can be kind of a jerk sometimes. 16. You’re not the type of person I usually go for. 17. Do you want to go to a strip club? 18. So, are you smart? 19. Do you mind if my friend stops by? 20. I have a third nipple — want to see it? 21. I’m thinking of moving. I just can’t sit still. 22. So, you just don’t have any hobbies? 23. How’s [the online dating website you met on] going for you? 24. So was I an accidental right swipe? 25. So, are you bi? ‘Cause those glasses are giving you away. 26. I’d never read [that book you like]. I only read dense, complicated books. 27. You’re kind of eating a lot. 28. So, how long have you been single for? 29. Look, I’m all for gender equality, as long as women know their place. 30. You’d make a beautiful mother. 31. It sounds like you don’t really have fun. 32. My ex always used to say… 33. So, do you go on a lot of dates? 34. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? 35. I met my last girlfriend while I was hanging out in the undergraduate library trying to meet girls. 36. I’m not looking for anything serious. 37. Is your friend from your profile picture single? 38. I think R. Kelly is misunderstood. 39. I don’t really know how to watch my tone. 40. This wasn’t a good idea. I think I’m just going to go. 41. Can I look through your diary? 42. ** starts crying ** 43. We should definitely travel together. 44. Sorry I’m late, I just came from this cool art thing. You probably haven’t heard of it. 45. I just had a burrito. 46. I don’t like burritos. 47. You’re not one of THOSE feminists are you? 48. Not to sound sexiest or anything but… 49. So, how long until you’ll let me sleep with you? 50. Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds? 51. I’m about to go on a trip for the next six months. 52. So, how do you think that went? EDIT: stole it off Buzzfeed
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Ask all about her never about your self. Be interested not interesting.
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Hey gurl yu wan sum fuk?
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You must go camping a lot[spoiler]cause you know how to pitch up a tent[/spoiler]
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Girls love talking about their hopes and dreams, and they really love compliments as long as they're within reasonable bounds. Don't be rude, but don't be a kissass either. That's all I got haha
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what's your name
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We bang?
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Ask if she has an MLG 50.
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If i were an engram would i be yellow, purple, blue, green, or white?