Okay. Here you are. After a week of waiting. I brought back my essay! :3
So I wrote this Essay for Myth, Legends and Folklore class. It's a Hero's Journey Myth.
Warning. It has tons of references. Enjoy! :3
-Hero’s Journey Story-
Myth, Legends and Folklore
Jin was abandoned as a baby. He was then found and rescued by a village of bears. The bears then raised him and taught him how to defend himself by teaching him, an old ancient bear fighting technique called “Quan-Tum-Fo”. By Age 18, he was able to defeat all the bears in the village by himself. Then one day, the Sand People rode in on giant lizards that breathed fire. Suddenly, out of the blue, the Sand People began to attack the Bear Village. They began looting the Bear’s houses stealing valuables and other objects. They then stole the Bear’s most valuable item, the holy Stick of Truth. Then to leave no trace of their presence, the Sand People then proceeded to burn down the Bear Village. Meanwhile, Jin was training out in the nearby woods with Toy Yoda when he saw the smoke from the fires. Realizing that the Village was in danger, he ran back faster than a blue hedgehog.Toy Yoda was too old and lazy to go with him though. Upon returning to the Village, Jin saw the Sand People’s Leader. Jin ran at him with full fury but the Sand Leader was stronger. He kicked Jin in the throat, took off his hood and said “Jin, I am your father.” Then without any warning or hesitation, he pulled out a sword and swiftly cut Jin’s right hand clean off. Before Jin blacked out, he yelled “Noooo…….”. He then blacked out amongst the burning ruins of the Bear Village. Jin’s body was soon found by a group of wandering Travelers. One of the Travelers, crouched down and revived Jin and healed his wounds with some sort of Magic.
Jin then rose up, gasping. He then checked his body, he was alive, and his hand was back, but how was that possible? He then asked “Who did this?!” One of the Traveler the pointed to one of his comrades and replied. “That was the Wizard. He came from the Moon.” Jin then decided that he was going to avenge the Bear Village. Before leaving for their next adventure, the Travelers gave Jin some gifts for his journey. One Traveler gave Jin a pair of extremely durable Daedric Claws. Another Traveler gave Jin a Magical Shield that also came with a nice little Green Cap. Finally, the Wizard (whose name is Wizard Khalifa) gave Jin a Eye of a Tiger, which played a song that gave inspiration. Finally Jin left for his adventure. It took Jin 8 days to reach the Village of the Sand People. Jin walked up to the wooden gate, where a guard stopped him and yelled “YOU SHALL NOT PASS, BOSH”TET!” Jin then killed the guard and reached the door. He then stabbed through the door with the Claws and yelled “Here’s Jin!” Jin then fought his way through the City in order to reach Main Castle, during the fight Jin’s Shield exploded and his Claws broke. He then reached the Main Castle and there stood Jin’s Father. An epic fistfight unfolded and many bystanders pooped themselves over the sheer awesomeness of the fight. Jin then yelled “THIS IS FOR YODA!!!” and kicked his Father flying across the room. Jin then picked up a sword and walked up to his Father, who revealed that he wasn't his Father and then Jin yelled “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” and cut his Fake-Father’s head off. Then he retrieved the Stick of Truth and began his journey back to the Ruins of the Bear Village and re-built a new Village and named it Zekens after himself. And from that day on Jin was a hero to all the people.
The…….(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) …….End…….Bruh.
That's it. :3
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I approve... 164/37
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Ancient bearfighting... How interesting
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<.< >.> I got that reference...
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You know there's a evil bio smiley :o
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[i]We are the Flood. There is no difference. Until all space and time are rolled up and life is crushed in the folds ... no end to war, grief, or pain. In a hundred and one thousand centuries ... unity again, and wisdom. Until then -sweetness.[/i]
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Nice little green cap?
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Edited by Luis: 9/24/2014 12:33:35 AMI should have been in it.
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I have plenty if you ever need a plot good work btw
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Fantastically fantastical I'm going to write a story it's title I copied this from biosmiley
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I should make a story! Inspired by Biosmiley
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Needs more bewbs.
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Still makes more sense than Transformers 2
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What.....[spoiler]the crap (•_•)[/spoiler]
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I'm currently in a us history class. Finished all my work with 30 minutes left. Some people have barely completed 5 questions. God I hate school.
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You posting in class Bio? Me too! History is boring.
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Was that toy Yoda training a reference to a YouTube video?
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The entire time I was expecting him to turn into devil jin and shoot lasers out of his eyes.
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Yo Bio , do you mind if I use this for my english literature homework ?
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Finally, haha there was indeed references. I liked it :3 [spoiler]NOW JOIN MY SHEPARD DANCE PARTY THREAD[/spoiler]
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10/10
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I love this more than I love myself
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I understood most of these references. *applauding* [i]ign calls it "A MOTHER-blam!-ING MASTERPIECE" 10/10 Gamespot says:"it's really -blam!-ing repetitive" 10/10 The institute for the study of Wumbology said "what the -blam!- did I just read, which student submitted this? They are in so much trouble...actually you know what -blam!- it. 10/10"[/i]
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Edited by TheRedBaron : 9/23/2014 4:47:46 AMAnd everything changed when the fire nation attacked! There is you're sequel. Also with monty python references as well.
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What a shitty story