This is a parody of the Creepy pasta story, "The Pocket." It all began on a nice autumn day, me and my closest friends formed a fire team and went to patrol Mars. Bungie had recently added a chat feature to the game so we could hear anyone even if they weren't in our fire team. Our goal was simple, go to the "Scablands" on Mars and farm all of the loot crates and kill as many Cabal and Vex for as long as we could. When we got there, we immediately hoped on our sparrows and headed strait for the Scablands. As soon as we arrived we were greeted by 2 Legionary Cabal. We made short work of them with our auto rifles and then began the farming. For an hour we farmed the area and took turns opening loot crates. It was fine until I opened a loot crate and got an exotic engram. We were all shocked, how could I have gotten this? The best engram I could have unlocked in this area would be a legendary engram. 1 minute later, the night fell upon Meridian Bay. Then all of the Cabal and Vex started running away. Why would they do this, we wondered. Its not in their programming to retreat. All of the sudden a stranger who was passing by on his sparrow was sniped and his sparrow exploded. He managed to survive, but right as his shield came back another sniper round pierced his helmet and he was gone! We couldn't believe what we were seeing, no mob in Destiny could kill a guardian in such a manner. My friend screamed, "What the fu­ck is going on!?!" Then a deep, quiet voice spoke."I am, The Farmer. I am always farming." He looked like a cross between a Hunter and a Warlock who had no level. But what I will never forget is his helmet. It was a Warlock helmet with horns coming out of the sides and it bore the mark of the 7th Colum. He then fired a round into my friends head in an instant and he died. Now you might be thinking, "that's no big deal he can just respawn," but he didn't respawn. He was returned to Orbit and was given the "Farming error." It was something nobody had ever seen before, there was nothing we could do to fix it. Enraged, my other friend who was a Titan used his fists of Havoc on The Farmer but it had no effect. The Farmer then pulled out a hand cannon which I had never seen before and gunned my friend down in a millisecond. In the chaos, I returned to Orbit. Both of my friends were complaining about the "Farming error." I then went to the tower to get the engram decrypted. When I did, I could not believe what I saw. It was The Farmers helmet! The horns, the7th Colum, I was shocked. I disposed of it immediately because just looking at it sent chills down my spine. 3 days later I went to the Cosmodrone on Earth to farm. I was alone since my friends still could not fix their "Farming errors." I went to Skywatch to grab some crates that frequently respawned. When I got there the Fallen were waiting for me, but they had their guns lowered for some reason. I walked up to the first crate but I couldn't open it, and then I heard the familiar voice. "I am always farming." As I was turning around I was sniped in an instant and I was returned to Orbit. The "Farming error" appeared right before my eyes and I could no longer play Destiny. Moral of the story, don't farm you stupid noobs. Play the game right or don't play at all.