destinitis - the act of which one feels compelled to spend night and day thinking of nothing less than light,engrams,gear,strikes and ways of getting better.
Only known cure is playing destiny.
Common symptoms - lots of time away from old lady. Sneaking to play after she has gone to sleep. Constant forum refreshing. Constantly reading useless forum posts. Tearing apart people who think this games bad. Questioning people on how you can really not like this game.
If you experience any of these symptoms play more destiny!
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My name is WushuChachi and I am a Desticoholic. As of today, I am 2 days sober. I can already feel the headaches and the involuntary thumb wiggling, and every so often I yell THE -blam!- IS WRONG WITH YOU HIVE BITCH before my wife finds my pills. We've already been kicked out of two grocery stores and an infant clothing boutique. But I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Soon I will be back home and can indulge in my addiction without regard to repercussions because the damn withdrawal will be once again swept under the rug. My wife agrees the best cure for Desticoholism is more Destiny, all the time for the sake of our marriage and our dignity in public. Naturally, all doctors disagree. They can suck my hand cannon.