Cleaven privilege for short. It's when you white cis het homophobic transphobic ableist ageist fat shaming males constantly post pictures and selfies (sorry I know that's a trigger for some of you) bragging about your smooth and clean shaven faces. Like, we don't give a shit, ok? Why do you guys feel the need to shove this into our faces because we have neckbeards? We can't get the same results as you when we shave. We can't just go to the store and buy shaving equipment. We get up and go outside and get fat shamed or shamed for our neckbeards. There was this one kid who said "Look Mommy a manatee!" and then a crowd of people gathered around me and started pointing and laughing. This happens to me EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I'm sick of it. But you privileged shitheads don't care, do you? DO YOU? You go around doing whatever you want oppressing us for being "abnormal". Like what the hell even is "normal"? It isn't anything, that's what. It doesn't even exist. So check your f­ucking privilege.