1. She's got big tits......
2. You'll have something to play with when you're bored
3. Best motarboat ever, you don't have to pay for it! Well you might.....
4. Best pillow ever, tits are like so fudging soft
5. There're -blam!--able!! Who wouldn't want -blam!--able things
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#Offtopic
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/: what a retarded thread.
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[quote]Hugh Gass[/quote] Well, I see what you were [i]trying[/i] to do there.
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I think OP is a virgin
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I love boobs. I really love boobs. But I don't exactly know what to do with them. Sucking on them is kind of infantile, and -blam!-ing them is even more idiotic. But god damn if I wouldn't take to bed a busty girl. Nap on those funbags for days.
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I like dick, and I'm a guy.
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All is true. My gf is awesome
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Hakuna Matata
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Why do so many people even like motorboating? It seems so juvenile, like something a drunk frat boy would do.
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This is so retarded. Please explain to me the point of this vile, degrading thread. There is no reason to treat women like sexual objects, they deserve as much respect as you, and this is coming from a man...
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Because she has a big heart. Duh, the bigger the breasts the bigger her heart. [spoiler]this is a joke btw I could sincerely careless about tits or butts i prefer a girls personality and face.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Verbatim: 8/18/2014 5:57:11 AM[i]♪ this is the worst thread ever made ♪[/i]
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6. She can hide snacks in them when you go to the movies.
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This, my friend, is a list of wisdom. All hail tatas
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Only problem with the big ones, they're much more prone to sag and will do so much sooner.
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1. I don't like big tits. 2. I would prefer to play with her hair. 3. Motorboating is weird. 4. I cannot argue with that. 5. Tit-f[b]uc[/b]king is weird.
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im more of a butt man
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But Im gay
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there are only 5? [spoiler]please don't take me seriously[/spoiler]
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They really do make great pillows laying on some right now
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Don't like them bigger than a C cup.
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Nothing bigger than c
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Ds really aren't that bad. I don't know why all you virgins are so obsessed with C cups. Maybe because y'all are skinny weaklings.
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Ah tah
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It's also kinda impressive you know? There's a reason most trophy wives look like an older version of Kate upton
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OP VIRGIN CONFIRMED
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[quote]5. There're -blam!--able!! Who wouldn't want -blam!--able things[/quote] Confirmed necrophiliac, bestiality, and incest. You are disgusting.