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So a Hunter, Titan, and a Warlock were all getting ready for a big race! The goal was to see who could race around the Last City of Man first! So they all got set, took their mark, and Took off! The Hunter and Warlock quickly left the Titan in their wake, as they blasted around the city on their bikes. As those two finished their lap, they saw the Titan looking rather frustrated and laying on the starting line. As they approached he got up and revealed large spot of blood on his armor. Worried for their friend they rushed to him asking if he was ok. "I'm fine" bellowed the pissed off Titan. "I just don't understand how the hell you two were so fast!" He then turned to the Hunter and demanded "How'd you do that?" The hunter replied, "I summoned my Sparrow, I jumped on my Sparrow, and I raced around the City." The Titan, even more mad than before, pointed at the Warlock and demanded again, "And how'd you do it???" The Warlock said, "I summoned my Sparrow, I jumped on my Sparrow, and I raced around the City." The Warlock continued "Titan, my friend, what did you do?" The Titan, frustrated and brimming with rage shouted "I summoned my SPARROW, I jumped on my SPARROW, and that I crushed the little -blam!-er."
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#Destiny
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What do you call the retarded mutant child of Halo, Borderlands, and CoD? [spoiler]Destiny[/spoiler]
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I used to be a guardian like you...and then I took a sparrow to the knee
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Last of its kind too.
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so a hunter walks into a bar... [spoiler]...and he says "ow"[/spoiler]
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Okay so theirs a Titan and a warlock on a boat there names are play and repeat, play falls off the boat,who's left?
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A Fireteam walks into a bar.. And fails, silly Fireteam you need to study for the BAR exams.
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Poor little birdy T-T
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Where did that Wizard come from? Omaha
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What starts with F- and ends with -uck?
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Edited by DigiOps: 8/10/2014 8:54:49 AMA SQL query walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks "may I join you?" :3
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I can't possibly read that huge wall of words. Use bloody paragraphs. Even the Men of the Night's watch would struggle with that bloody wall.
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ouch! then a new fire team walks into the bar, they did not see it either.
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knock, knock,,,,whose there,,, Herobrine!! Herobrine who? DeeJ is HEROBRINE!!! http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67430264/0/0
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Nice one!
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A warlock and a hunter jump off the Tower at exactly the same time, who hits the ground first? [spoiler] Who gives a $#@%! [/spoiler]
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A hunter and a young Warlock are walking deep in a forest, The warlock turns the hunter and says "I'm frightened" to which the hunter replies "How do you think I feel, I've got to walk back alone".
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What do you get when mixing a 10 year old cod player and destiny. [spoiler]a hunter[/spoiler]
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I was preparing my "and they couldn't get a drink because they cant speak to anyone outside their fireteam joke :("
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A Warlock and a Titan walk on a forgotten trail. The Titan asked the Warlock; "Can I walk in the middle?"
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A Warlock, a Titan and a Hunter walk into a bar. It was level ??. They all died.
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Edited by Damon: 8/10/2014 6:13:38 PMA fireteam walks into a bar... and the Titan wins. The End.
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This joke is funny to me.
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Joke!? The only joke is how weak you guardians are. GET CONSUMED.