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Edited by FoxTrottts:
8/8/2014 10:42:55 AM
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There's a dead body on my porch! Wat do?
T4R
Wat do I do, floof?
[spoiler]Yeah, I'm lookin at you, statefarm![/spoiler]
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Get to a better state.
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You should give him a piggy back ride into town.
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Get the stick.[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Oi, you have broken the sacred inb4, to the pits with you!
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Burn the body and dump the ashes in a lake.
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2 RepliesQuickly! Stab it in the brain! You don't want that thing getting up and coming after you.
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If it's a female put it on ice! If it's a male burn it.
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4 RepliesUhm...kick it?
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1 ReplyFind your favourite duffel bag, get your gym socks out of it, and put them on the body.
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Quickscope it
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Eat it to hide the evidence.
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Stop making porch day threads until it's actually porch day pls. I have one in my notes and this makes me itchy to post it.
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Get laid
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5 RepliesWhat exact day is Porch Day?
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Hide than call a random number and ask what to do next
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Call statefarm
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1 ReplyHide it in your mom's bed. Then let the fun begin!
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1 ReplyFirst, take pics. Next, arrange My Little Ponies and Halo Megablocks creatures around it. Then, have the ponies and creatures have a war on top of the body. Last, call the police and tell them the ponies and creatures killed the body. If you're very lucky the police might even give you a nice white jacket that you can hug yourself with! :) Bwah ha ha! [spoiler]This doesn't work on dead bug bodies. :P[/spoiler]
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Looks like you need the help of a ninja. Consult Recon Number 54 on this one.
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1 ReplyWell its got a pretty mouth.
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6 RepliesPorch threads violate the CoC please change the title for your own good.
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2 RepliesEdited by Ossku II: 8/8/2014 11:09:11 AM-blam!- it til its warm again.
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[quote]T4R Wat do I do, floof? [spoiler]Yeah, I'm lookin at you, statefarm![/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]Stick your's up it's pooper.[/spoiler]
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Ask Siri where to hide it Drag it into a wood chipper Check for SCP 173 Put it on the neighbors porch
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1 ReplyFire up the grill. Serve'm for dinner.
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1 ReplyIt's not Porch Day though.... Also [b]TEABAG IT!!![/b]
