Psh, I have a modest proposal...I want to log in on Sept 9th and have all three of my toons at level 20, in full epics, with a added scope that one shot kills anything from other players to spider tanks. I want a grenade I throw and hones in on the closest target, even if their on the closest guy is on the complete other side of the map. I want a sparrow that looks like a 68 Camaro, with dual machine guns on the front with infinite ammo. Also on realease day, it's only fair I can port straight to the last boss and save time with the inevitable. My armor should make me look like Gene Simmons from kiss, my throwing knife is instead a toungue flying out at high speed. To be honestly logical, seeing I preordered, I shouldn't have to buy any items whatsoever. A copy of every epic should be in my vault upon login, and lastly I should receive a personal invitation from Bruce Willis to be on my fireteam, if not Sylvester Stallone as well. All of this better take place or I'm cancelling my preorder as it will be undeniable evidence that bungie doesn't like me & is working with the government against me, cause I'm a boss they can't keep a handle on. Just ask my mom when she's done fixing my underwear.