That's right folks. Currently on watch for any pigs looking to harm any ladies on this dangerous Friday. This one "man" was watching a fair lady unload her shopping cart into the back of her typical mom SUV when I noticed she had a PS4 and and an Xbox One. The man proceeded to her so he can try to "help" saying with an overly friendly tone, "here let me help you with you with that, these look heavy!" "Ha my son really wants one of these for Christmas!" "Silly boy, everyone knows the Xbox One is much bett-" At that point I interrupted his insidious conversation. "Woah there buddy, I think I got this." He then tried to compete with me, "Oh it's no trouble nothing I can't handle." So then I had to think quickly and pull him off to the side away from the earshot of the fair lady. "Hey man, can the lady have some privacy please?" He then stared into my eyes with incredible fear, "A White Knight!" GASP "That's right" I said "now run along pig" The man was never seen in front of Wal-Mart again.