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11/6/2013 5:15:39 PM
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If The Bible Was Written Now...
What would Jesus be wearing? And what would he be riding into Jerusalem on (or in)?
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Edited by IchEsseKinder: 5/3/2014 5:25:51 PMJesus wore the same stuff the average worker would wear during His time. My guess is the He'd wear plain sneakers, jeans, and a plain t-shirt or flannel shirt. Maybe tucked in with a belt. It's simple, what an average person dress's like, and doesn't show off wealth or power Considering Jesus never had money, I'd say a bike, run-down car, or even public transportation
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He would probably dress like an ordinary person.
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2 RepliesIf Jesus lived today, he'd be put in a mental hospital.
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Jesus would be wearing aviator sunglasses, a leather jacket, and jeans. He would ride in a Mustang with a golden cross upon the hood. His license plate would say "SONOFGOD" and he would drive on water. His exhaust would expel the goodness of his heart, which looks like gold smoke. The Mustang would be black or white.
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I can see him wearing something hipster related.
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Skinnies, diamond T-shirt, heat snapback, ray bans, and he'd ride in with a Bugatti Veyron
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A plaid shirt, skinny jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and chacos. Because he'd be a faggy hipster.
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A bikini.
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A cape.
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He would drive in a pries.
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1 ReplyWould be about the swag, the YOLO, and the #yoloswag. Jesus would be #swagin with his holy hommies and the Romans be hatin on the J-man. Ponchus Pilot be all like "you J-man yous gonna be crucyfied, real talk." And Mary was calling the Romans a posse of nappy headed hoes. They asked Jesus if he had any last words and just before that fly bro bit the dust he said "haters gonna hate." This is what the bible would be. But that's just my opinion.
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2 RepliesI don't know what to say to you guys who mock... except that your wrong..... an end is coming. get ready.
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A couple of Mexicans
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Crocs. Shutters and a swag shirt. Smart car
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2 RepliesEdited by DorkLord54: 11/13/2013 11:15:21 PMI don't know, what do hipsters nowadays wear? Or cult leaders, that works too.
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2 RepliesA rainbow flag, like this guy.
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[quote]#notserious[/quote]
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Well, first of all, it would be located in the fiction section of the library.
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1 ReplyHe'd have his pants around his ankles and bling around his neck
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Neon yellow snapbacks and a Neff/DGK muscle shirt, riding in a new bugatti.
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Jeggings.
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Hollister.
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Probably a tuxedo t-shirt.
