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8/24/2013 3:03:40 PM
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Guide Percival Cummington to victory, Flood
In this adventure, Flood, you must help our unwitting hero Percival Cummington through his social anxiety and deliver him to success in his day.
In a multiple choice format, you select Percival's actions and control his destiny. The most popular choice among replies will determine Percival's choice and thus next action(s).
Let us begin...
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He awakes with a tremendous sense of panic. Percival looks around his room to discover that (thank Gaben) there are no females in his room. The sheer fright of such a possibility leaves Percival's heart racing. Girls are a fearsome race, to be feared and avoided.
Percival eats breakfast, brushes his teeth, showers and puts on his trenchcoat and fedora, ready to go to work. But wait; Percival hasn't shaved in a couple weeks, as he has been on holiday.
Should Percival....
A. Shave his beard off entirely,
B. Shave to the point of leaving some manly stubble,
C. Let the beard be what it is.
Your move, Flood.
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Percival dies. He is immediately revived by the EMTs who happen to be having breakfast in Percival's kitchen. Percival decides to lose the beard. He removes all the hair, but nicks himself with the razor on his right cheek. Percival decides he looks rather badass with this small cut and proceeds to work by boarding the bus. There are only two seats available on the bus; one next to a beautiful redheaded girl, one next to a severely obese transgender man. Does Percival... A. Sit beside the gigantic man/woman B. Sit beside the redheaded girl C. Stay stood up all the way
