It would be a well tempered yet rather sarcastic / condescending walrus with an affinity for video games.
That is all.
Edit:
You know it's true, don't deny it.
[Edited on 11.15.2012 12:54 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG73Pk1yUj8]I am the walrus.[/url] [Edited on 11.16.2012 2:28 PM PST]