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6/18/2004 10:23:02 AM
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Funniest "One Liner", do you have what it takes?

This thread is to see who can say the funniest one liners... The only reward is the satisfaction that you are mega funny. Lets see some funny One Liners!
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  • "When the going gets rough, quit." "If at first you don't succeed- destroy all evidence that you tried." Dad: WHY IS YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT?!? COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN!?!?!" Boy: Well you see, Doug is like a fax machine. You open up that little panel thing and you put paper in. But it only works if you have something to scan, and sometimes you get a busy signal. In that case, you have to press the "options and settings button", and if that doesnt work make sure that you didn't leave your coffee..."

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