This thread is to see who can say the funniest one liners...
The only reward is the satisfaction that you are mega funny.
Lets see some funny One Liners!
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"When the going gets rough, quit." "If at first you don't succeed- destroy all evidence that you tried." Dad: WHY IS YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT?!? COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN!?!?!" Boy: Well you see, Doug is like a fax machine. You open up that little panel thing and you put paper in. But it only works if you have something to scan, and sometimes you get a busy signal. In that case, you have to press the "options and settings button", and if that doesnt work make sure that you didn't leave your coffee..."