Read this:
The dog ran up the barn wall.
Now read this:
the daodswahg a rann uppcie the abardane walle
it takes a while to read there fore you learn more
I call it jesus language. It takes talent to do. I recommend it.
START DOIING IT NOW SHOW YOUR SKILL
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It's beyond me why you figure that by butchering the english language, you can claim invention of a new language, even though all you've done is made english harder to read.