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1/11/2010 9:07:07 PM
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DMR-starts are the only way to play Halo:Reach
The DMR is a totally new rifle that was just featured today in the GI article. We know next to nothing about it other than it's a rifle and it shoots bullets. According to this though, it's clear to see that the only [b]correct[/b] and [b]skillful[/b] way to play Halo:Reach is with DMR-starts.
But you might be saying to yourself, "how does B.B. know? He hasn't played Reach". Don't need to. I know absolutely next to nothing about the gun and I can already tell you that it's the only skilled weapon in Halo:Reach and people who AR-rush are just bad.
So based upon absolutely no information or even personal experience, I'm telling everyone how Halo:Reach should be played.
You can thank me via this thread.
Also, first!
Also, DMR > BR.
~B.B.
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This thread has been irretrievably derailed and it is locked for that reason and that reason only. [b][u]However[/b][/u], despite their lack of tact, several of the users in this thread have made their point. Satire threads [u]are[/u] explicitly forbidden by the forum rules as a form of trolling for the exact reasons that are now visible throughout this thread's responses. As a matter of fairness, an argument could be made that this thread could also be locked for this reason. While [i]some[/i] threads that could reasonably be called "satire" tend to offend nobody and provide some good laughs, threads based on the old "competitive vs casual" debate have become too much of a hotbed topic on these forums to permit satires or parodies thereof. Please keep this in mind for future reference and PM me or another forum ninja with any further questions. Thanks.
