>Walk up to her
>Do not make eye contact
>In the most shy pathetic voice you can ask if she is on facebook.
>After she answers, run away with a girly limp
>Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords
>And don't forget to stand out in front of her house at late hours of the night from a nearby bush.
For better results you can call her in the middle of the night and then hang up before saying anything.
Also, you could get toast in between your buttcheeks with your pants down and wave the toast around like a flag.
Good luck, soldiers.
[Edited on 12.05.2012 3:24 PM PST]
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Is said Toast to be in an Envelope?
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What if she's not in Facebook?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] abelsinh What if she's not in Facebook?[/quote] lol get a load of this guy
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I'll stick to chloroform.
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I don't have Facebook.
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This is one of the most impressionable things you could possibly conceive of... she'll remember you whoever you are.
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Don't listen to this guy kids.
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lol You should make a bet with that.
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Nope.
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I was told to ask them if they're on formspring. That way I could ask anonymous questions and give her a hard time. Then I send a caring question to her saying "Can you get a load of this guy? He's just jealous he can't date you." Then she'll think of me as a superior human being compared to everyone else and date me.
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That is a longer timeframe than a few seconds [Edited on 12.05.2012 3:28 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dustofsaturn I was told to ask them if they're on formspring. That way I could ask anonymous questions and give her a hard time. Then I send a caring question to her saying "Can you get a load of this guy? He's just jealous he can't date you." Then she'll think of me as a superior human being compared to everyone else and date me.[/quote] That's a stupid idea.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 That is a longer timeframe than a few seconds [/quote] Not if you are efficient like me.
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I have a better idea: 1. Go to Cupboard 2. Grab packet of Dates 3. Choose a Date 4. Congratulations! You now have a Date!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Silverback Elite I'll stick to chloroform.[/quote]
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Just the first step will take days for most of the floodians so I would say this is a long term... plan.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xanarxses Just the first step will take days for most of the floodians so I would say this is a long term... plan.[/quote] So you will try this?
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OP is a liar, always use [b]Toast/Envelope[/b] method.
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Worked for me. This method is truly amazing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viper Skills Worked for me. This method is truly amazing. [/quote] Someone listens.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PleaseQuoteMe >Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords[/quote]Lmao.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PleaseQuoteMe >Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords >And don't forget to stand out in front of her house at late hours of the night from a nearby bush. [/quote] Or you can combine these two and send her pictures of yourself holding swords in the middle of the night at her house
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It works half the time; every time.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit I have a better idea: 1. Go to Cupboard 2. Grab packet of Dates 3. Choose a Date 4. Congratulations! You now have a Date![/quote] Lololololol very funny!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goldman4545454 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit I have a better idea: 1. Go to Cupboard 2. Grab packet of Dates 3. Choose a Date 4. Congratulations! You now have a Date![/quote] Lololololol very funny! [/quote] No jokes allowed.
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Chloroform can be applied to every situation.