Get a date in a few seconds (works 100% of the time)
>Walk up to her
>Do not make eye contact
>In the most shy pathetic voice you can ask if she is on facebook.
>After she answers, run away with a girly limp
>Go home and text her on facebook with creepy pics of yourself holding medieval swords
>And don't forget to stand out in front of her house at late hours of the night from a nearby bush.
For better results you can call her in the middle of the night and then hang up before saying anything.
Also, you could get toast in between your buttcheeks with your pants down and wave the toast around like a flag.
Good luck, soldiers.
[Edited on 12.05.2012 3:24 PM PST]
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