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4/29/2010 1:47:00 AM
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step-7 (previously the why bungie will fall thread)
As many of you know bungie is releasing halo reach this fall(as far as i know).
I have a well thought out theory on why it will spell the doom of us all and make bungie the ruler of the world.
So bungie releases Reach some time in the fall. Many buy it and start playing. The electric synapses in the brain begin firing and processing the information from the television screen into coherent understandment. The problem begins here.
The amazing graphics sound and storyline overload the receptors for the brain, causing SEVERE headaces. As the brain begins to try and understand this information it slowly begins to overload as well. Eventually the synapses and the brain give up and promptly....explode. Thus causing the gamers head to explode(as well as anyone watching the gamer play).
Parents, Friends or spouses will find the happy yet exploded remains of those dear to them, but upon view of what they were doing their head will also asplode.
And so the cycle will continue.
Bungie will eventually discover the problem with their game, but it will be too late, as naturaly they will take an issue of the game home and play it. Thus asploding their head too.
Eventually bungie will be Able to take over the world with an army of unexploded bungie followers(created through both mind control and an well written message passed throughout the forums., because of a lack of resistance(any army would already be reduced to headless asploded dead bodies) bungie would simply be able to take what is rightfully theirs.
Bungie will then rule for 7 hundred years.
Then infinity ward shall inherit the earth(or at least whats left)
ALL BECAUSE YOUR GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!!
[Edited on 05.16.2010 5:40 PM PDT]
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They said the same would happen with MW2.
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Yes. I am Barack Cortana, and I approve this message!
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Cool story, bro.
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they werent bungie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TEK210 Yes. I am Barack Cortana, and I approve this message![/quote] Lmao [Edited on 04.28.2010 5:51 PM PDT]
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Well played op, well played.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man ALL BECAUSE YOUR GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man GAME IS AWESOME!!!![/quote] Sorry but he asked for it.
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Don't worry, we've prepared for this moment, we will have US Marines guarding the servers during the Launch of Halo: Reach.
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o i c wat u did thar
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You want to step off that slipper slop, or maybe stop telling that bad joke.
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I see no problem with this happening. Sounds like a feature (not a bug) in the game to me. ^_^
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IW is closing so we're screwed
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was that your way of saying Let this Thread die NAO!!!!! if so please delete the one in he reach forums....it is useless there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Its A Mirage IW is closing so we're screwed[/quote] Didn't they already lose over 20 employees?
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OP's theory is wrong. They would not ship the game because Bungie themselves would test the game first, then their heads would explode. THAT will lead to the fall of Bungie.
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In theory yes, but you see bungie has already played the game, and have not run into this problem. Also in order for this to work the brain would have to percieve graphics better than you see with 20/20 vision
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i like that song...nice coup bungie would release it anyway.(its part of thier devine plan) (step 7)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANinjaGuardian They said the same would happen with MW2.[/quote] Actually the large amount of campers and glitches caused me go insane and I threw a kitten at a baby [Edited on 04.28.2010 5:57 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Shamrock5139 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANinjaGuardian They said the same would happen with MW2.[/quote] Actually the large amount of campers and glitches caused me go insane and I threw a kitten at a baby[/quote] Too...much....win....*head asplodes*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Shamrock5139 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANinjaGuardian They said the same would happen with MW2.[/quote] Actually the large amount of campers and glitches caused me go insane and I threw a kitten at a baby[/quote] ditto
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANinjaGuardian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Its A Mirage IW is closing so we're screwed[/quote] Didn't they already lose over 20 employees?[/quote] I think it was around 12 or 15 But ATM they are sueing Activison for 75-125 mill
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Holy Diver OP's theory is wrong. They would not ship the game because Bungie themselves would test the game first, then their heads would explode. THAT will lead to the fall of Bungie.[/quote]This is what gametesters are for.
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what if they run out!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revan XI9 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man ALL BECAUSE YOUR GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man GAME IS AWESOME!!!![/quote] Sorry but he asked for it.[/quote] Asked for what?
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It would be the best death ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man (if this is against the rules plz feel free to lock...i would rather not enjoy a ban..or a warning) As many of you know bungie is releasing halo reach this fall(as far as i know). I have a well thought out theory on why it will spell the doom of bungie and its crew. So bungie releases Reach some time in the fall. Many buy it and start playing. The electric synapses in the brain begin firing and processing the information from the television screen into coherent understandment. The problem begins here. The amazing graphics sound and storyline overload the receptors for the brain, causing SEVERE headaces. As the brain begins to try and understand this information it slowly begins to overload as well. Eventually the synapses and the brain give up and promptly....explode. Thus causing the gamers head to explode(as well as anyone watching the gamer play). Parents, Friends or spouses will find the happy yet exploded remains of those dear to them, but upon view of what they were doing their head will also asplode. And so the cycle will continue. Bungie will eventually discover the problem with their game, but it will be too late, as naturaly they will take an issue of the game home and play it. Thus asploding their head too. Eventually bungie will be unable to operate with half of the world population(as well as 90% of its staff)dead by asplosion. Bungie will become bankrupt and thus run out of bussiness. Then infinity ward shall inherit the earth(or at least whats left) ALL BECAUSE YOUR GAME IS TOO AWESOME!!!![/quote] Well the remaning 10% of Bungie's employees will create Gnop 2 while infinity ward is busy ruling the Earth. But once Gnop 2 is released, critics will throw perfect scores at it for having amazing gameplay and an amazing musical score (yes marty 'O Donnell will survive). And it will sell so much that everybody on Earth will sell their Modern Warfare 3 copies to buy Gnop 2. And with their Gnop 2 money, Bungie will buy the Earth from infinity ward, thus achieving world domination. Then Bungie will fire infinity ward into the sun with their giant slingshot. And thus Bungie would save humanity from infinity ward's rule.
