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7/4/2005 7:46:14 PM
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What I'm doing for the fourth of July dinner

I'm going to pull a prank on my family for dinner. Scince I'm gonna be cooking turkey I went to the store and bought a second one for my prank. Then, I'll hollow out the turkey and stuff it with some firecrackers. But I'll have to put a long fuse on the firecrackers to make it work. Also, I'll make the prank turkey look like it's been cooked then I'll descreatly light the fuse and wait for the show and when the firecrackers are finished I'll pull out the cooked turkey. I'm so evil muahahahahahahahahaha!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bananapig I was gonna take a lot of bottle rockets and when my sister showed up I would throw them in her car (while she's still in it)but my mom found out about it and says if i do that i can't get my drivers license till i'm 20[/quote] Technically, once you're 18, she can't stop you. But that sounds like a good way to render your deaf (small enclosed space). Again. Stupid idea. If you can't be responsible with Fireworks you don't deserve to use them, and run the risk of seriously injuring your friends, family, and self. I know, I have a friend who was hit in the face with a Roman Candle when she was 4.

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  • This happened last year....mommy burned the turkey and asked for me and my brothers to dispose of it....we shot at it with fireworks

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  • I was gonna take a lot of bottle rockets and when my sister showed up I would throw them in her car (while she's still in it)but my mom found out about it and says if i do that i can't get my drivers license till i'm 20

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  • My brother once tried to stuff a turkey with popcorn seeds *flavoring? who knows..* and he put it in the oven, so naturally the turkey BLEW UP all over the oven and flooded out into the kitchen.. that was the hardest I have ever laughed!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MinkOWar Bones = Shrapnel. I would suggest re-thinking this plan.[/quote] You're no fun...

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  • Bones = Shrapnel. I would suggest re-thinking this plan.

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  • Nothing like explosive turkey during the holidays...

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