Well how do you? My parents won't let me connect my XBOX 360 to LIVE so I am missing out on all the fun of Halo: Reach.
Why? My parents think that when you connect your XBOX 360 to the internet you'll get a virus and it gets bricked so you'll have to buy a new one and my parents don't want to waste huge amounts of money.
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Tell them that you are in fact, a 32 year old computer geek who has kidnapped their son and replaced him with a cyborg-look-a-like which you control via remote from your cellar down the street. Then tell them that if they want to see their son again, then they must do everything required to get xbox live and grant you immediate access. They will really only have one choice...