How Duck Dynasty happened

It's like this. >family gets rich selling duck calls >around the 90s it turns out your average redneck hunter isn't interested in doing business with millionaire country club mother-blam!-ers >for the sake of marketing they all grow beards, dress like slobs, and talk about JAYSUS AND STRUMMIN' OHN DA BAYEENJO >A&E, being way behind in the race to create the dumbest reality show ever, decides to give them their own show >a bunch of guys pretending to be backwards inbred idiots becomes a huge hit with actual backwards inbred idiots >later one of the guys does an interview about how God hates fags >A&E fires him >buttmad conservatards start bitching about how his free speech has been violated even though the First Amendment applies to the government, not private institutions