原先發佈於:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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[quote] (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead)[/quote] [i]the flood doesn't die, we just go missing in action[/i]
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[quote][i]You better not pout, You better not cry You better not shout cause' I'm going in dry[/i][/quote] Ayy lmao
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My gf said to me the other day while we were talking that she'd never spank me. But she would whip me. I think we were talking about discipline and how I used to be a trouble maker.
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Ok my 14 year old friend says the most perverted things (honestly I think he's gay) but one time he did this joke "What's better, sex or CDs" "Me: CDs" "CDs NUTS" Afterward I punched him in the balls so he can't make babies Another time, I was talking to him while getting stuff from my locker, I said "Maybe you should be less perverted Andrew" "Andy: Maybe you should suck my dick" Afterward I said put your hands in the air and he did, so, I punched him in the stomach
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"Im wet... oh! not because of you, i spilled a drink on myself earlier, GOD im not THAT easy." [spoiler]*wink wink* lets see who gets it.[/spoiler]
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Not said to me, but said about me: [i]"I keep imagining sucking his dick, and I like it."[/i]
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由Lagneeew編輯: 2/12/2015 3:01:03 PMI was playing an MMO AS A GUY. I had this item on that gave me total DBZ long hair. A guy PM'd me. "Hey, wanna be my girlfrien? I missed out the D, 'cause you'll get that later if you're lucky ;)" So awkward when I explained I was a guy, just with long hair.
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