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11/30/2014 3:37:23 PM
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I'VE BEEN ON THE TOILET FOR AN HOUR
I CAN'T STOP POOPING AND I HAVEN'T RUN OUT AND IT'S BEEN AN HOUR
I HAVE SURRENDERED TO MY SPHINCTER AND I HAVE BOWED TO MY ANUS
OH GOD THE BOWL IS FULL AND MY POOP IS TICKLING MY ANUS
I CAN FEEL MY BOWELS PREPARING FOR ME MY GRAND FINALE
I HOPE I DIE THIS WAY I WILL BE A GOD AMONGST MEN
