From the shitposting, and the trolls, Shrek must deliver us!
Come my children, we must pray together to rid this world of the unbelievers.
[b]'I am devoted to the Shrekperium, Shrek strengthen our resolve!'[/b]
[i]'Thank you shrek, for our inspiration'[/i]
[b]'From shrek's doctrine, never waver.'[/b]
[i]'As he endures, so shall we'[/i]
[b]'The blasphemers shall meet only with unflinching shrektal devastation.'[/b]
[i]'I place my faith in Shrek'[/i]
All: 'Beware the Brony, The Density, The Fedora.'
PRAISE HIS NAME AND UNLEASH THE SHREKONING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
WE MARCH FOR SHREK!
Blasphemy
Waffle god is the one true lord and savior. Shrek has pulled a veil over your soul and he is preventing you from receiving your warm syrupy reward in the afterlife. Praise the waffle god and his holy syrup.