I have an extremely unfortunate tale to tell you guys, but it might be too much for any of you to deal with so I'll try to make it simple and clean. Anyways, I was formally dressed in all of my Shrek attire. I had my Shrek slippers, shirt, and ears on, and I was making my way towards the daily Brogre meetup at Pizza Hut. All of a sudden I was being called Farquaad left and right, and that Shrek was dreck. This upset me dearly, and by the time I was at the meetup most of the green paint I had on my face was dripping down my face. I didn't know what to do, but one of my friends came up to me and said "It's all Ogre now." I felt better, but this terrible oppression needs to stop.