You are a beta if three or more of the following apply to you:
- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.
- You never went to your school dances
- No girl has ever asked you out.
- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.
- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.
- You wear a fedora.
- You use the word euphoric.
- You like MLP.
- You are a brony.
- You can only grow facial hair on your neck.
- You like anime.
- You blame others for your shortcomings.
- You've never been on a sports team.
- You care more about personality than looks.
- You're too scared to drive.
- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room.
-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.
- You're afraid of spiders
- You don't do drugs because they're "bad."
- You have a waifu.
- You have messy or greasy hair.
- You don't even lift.
- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.
- You have been friendzoned two or more times
- You frequently go on Bungie.net
This has been a public Swag announcement.