You are a beta if three or more of the following apply to you:
- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.
- You never went to your school dances
- No girl has ever asked you out.
- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.
- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.
- You wear a fedora.
- You use the word euphoric.
- You like MLP.
- You are a brony.
- You can only grow facial hair on your neck.
- You like anime.
- You blame others for your shortcomings.
- You've never been on a sports team.
- You care more about personality than looks.
- You're too scared to drive.
- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room.
-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.
- You're afraid of spiders
- You don't do drugs because they're "bad."
- You have a waifu.
- You have messy or greasy hair.
- You don't even lift.
- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.
- You have been friendzoned two or more times
- You frequently go on Bungie.net
This has been a public Swag announcement.
[quote]- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older[/quote]
I haven't. That's [i]my[/i] choice, though.
[quote]- You never went to your school dances[/quote]
The Private Schools I went to never had any. But I wouldn't go to them, even if they did offer me the choice.
[quote]- No girl has ever asked you out.[/quote]
This [i]has[/i] happened to me.
[quote]- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.[/quote]
Pretty equal, actually. Sometimes I play piano, but keep my Xbox on, just to talk with my mates in Brampton.
[quote]- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.[/quote]
Premarital sex is an adolescent plague, in my opinion. To answer the question, no, I haven't. But again, that's my choice.
[quote]- You wear a fedora.[/quote]
Lolno, Batman cowl winter hat FTW (legitimately looks like Batman's mask, but it's made for winter.)
[quote]- You use the word euphoric.[/quote]
Never have.
[quote]- You like MLP.
- You are a brony.[/quote]
Aren't these two the same thing? But no, I don't watch the show, nor am I a 'brony'.
[quote]- You can only grow facial hair on your neck.[/quote]
Nope. I could probably grow a nice chinstrap beard if I wanted to.
[quote]- You like anime.[/quote]
Only Dragon Ball Z and Naruto.
[quote]- You blame others for your shortcomings.[/quote]
Nope. My shortcomings are my problems, no one else's. (Unless, of course, in a team-based situation, and it is indeed their fault.)
[quote]- You've never been on a sports team.[/quote]
Played AAA Hockey and was a competitive Acrobat (I also trained in tumbling, but that was for parkour.
[quote]- You care more about personality than looks.[/quote]
In platonic relationships? Sure. In physical relationships? Lolno
[quote]-You're too scared to drive. [/quote]
I own a Corvette... So no, I'm not.
[quote]- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. [/quote]
Yes, I am uncomfortable getting nude in the change room. But if it's just changing clothes, I have no issues with it.
[quote]-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.[/quote]
Only if I don't know them. I'm dreadful when I'm out of my comfort zone.
[quote]- You're afraid of spiders[/quote]
I am. But they also interest me a lot, and I love to look at pictures of them.
[quote]- You don't do drugs because they're "bad." [/quote]
I don't do drugs, but that's because I don't need them to have fun (I also don't like being under the influence of [i]anything[/i])
[quote]- You have a waifu. [/quote]
Lolno
[quote]- You have messy or greasy hair.[/quote]
Nope. I've got Tim Drake hair going on right now.
[quote]- You don't even lift.[/quote]
I do. I'm not sure about my maximum though.
[quote]- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.[/quote]
I've never been asked, but I doubt I would.
[quote]- You have been friendzoned two or more times[/quote]
Never happened to me, mostly because I don't waste my time with girls who aren't my friends.
[quote]- You frequently go on Bungie.net [/quote]
Yeah, everyday.