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由The Swag Master編輯: 11/27/2013 11:07:43 PM
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How to tell if you're a beta.

You are a beta if three or more of the following apply to you: - You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older. - You never went to your school dances - No girl has ever asked you out. - You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out. - You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older. - You wear a fedora. - You use the word euphoric. - You like MLP. - You are a brony. - You can only grow facial hair on your neck. - You like anime. - You blame others for your shortcomings. - You've never been on a sports team. - You care more about personality than looks. - You're too scared to drive. - You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. -You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls. - You're afraid of spiders - You don't do drugs because they're "bad." - You have a waifu. - You have messy or greasy hair. - You don't even lift. - You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you. - You have been friendzoned two or more times - You frequently go on Bungie.net This has been a public Swag announcement.

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  • [quote]- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.[/quote] Kinda. [quote]- You never went to your school dances[/quote] School dances are shitty in the first place, with or without girls. [quote]- No girl has ever asked you out.[/quote] Some girls can be shy. [quote]- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.[/quote] Not all alphas are super-ripped Jersey Shore types. [quote]- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.[/quote] You ever hear of abstinence? [quote]- You wear a fedora.[/quote] I'll give you that one. Fedoras have lost all of their class. [quote]- You use the word euphoric.[/quote] Don't even see the logic in this one. [quote]- You like MLP.[/quote] I'll give you that one too. [quote]- You are a brony.[/quote] Doesn't this fit into the one above? [quote]- You can only grow facial hair on your upper lip.[/quote] Fix'd. [quote]- You like anime.[/quote] Nothing wrong with anime, unless you watch it 4 hours a day. [quote]- You blame others for your shortcomings.[/quote] No one anywhere likes whiners, so yeah. [quote]- You've never been on a sports team.[/quote] Nothing wrong with not being an athlete. [quote]- You care more about personality than looks.[/quote] That just means you're not a skirt chaser. Nothing wrong with not putting sex at the top of your priority list. [quote]- You're too scared to drive.[/quote] I think that just means you're pathetic, unless you know you're drunk. [quote]- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. [/quote] True. Nobody likes homophobs. [quote]-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.[/quote] I'll give you this. [quote]- You're afraid of spiders[/quote] Spiders are assholes, okay? [quote]- You don't do drugs because they're "bad." [/quote] In my experience, most girls won't date a guy if the do drugs (unless they're sluts, of course). I think not doing drugs is actually a good thing. [quote]- You have a waifu. [/quote] True. [quote]- You have messy or greasy hair.[/quote] Depends on if you intentionally make it look messy. [quote]- You don't even lift.[/quote] Kinda, but only because I believe in staying fit, not being swole. [quote]- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.[/quote] This is when you know you're your girl's slave. [quote]- You have been friendzoned two or more times[/quote] Depends. I for one always find the friend zone to lead to dating. [quote]- You frequently go on Bungie.net [/quote] Hang on a second... [quote]This has been a public Swag announcement.[/quote] Spoken like a wannabe black guy.

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    • 由theboywhoisnt編輯: 1/8/2014 4:11:44 AM
      -I go to the gym three times a week, but game more. -I lost my virginity at 17 (missed it by THAT much). -I care about my personality AND my looks, so this one doesn't count. -I don't do drugs. -I've been friend zoned. -I bungie it up.

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    • >Be me >Be alpha according to this thread >feelsgoodman.jpeg But OP is still cancer.

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    • Guess I'm beta, then.

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    • Wow I'm 400% beta...

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    • Wow that just made my depression worse asshole

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      • OP is a basic bitch.

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        • *Starts Reading* "- You like MLP." Shit. *Continues Reading* Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit...

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        • So do all of these have to apply or just one?

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        • Too many requirements.

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          • When will MLP haters realize that it will only die when they stop caring about it?

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          • I felt really happy whenever I read one that didn't apply to me, but they were scarce.

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          • Can someone on the flood tell me why this guy is a dick with all his threads

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            • You use the phrase "public Swag announcement."

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            • not having a gf by 15? relationships are for betas.

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            • Facial hair on neck... Let's observe this statement and see why it makes OP an idiot.

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            • [quote]You're afraid of spiders[/quote] Awww:(

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            • This isn't accurate by any means.

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            • im a beta but your list is stupid and not to the point

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            • - You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older. No - You never went to your school dances I never went because they were shit, but i have been to raves - No girl has ever asked you out. I ask them out - You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out. Does going out and shooting count as a sport? - You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older. No - You wear a fedora. Nooooo - You use the word euphoric. Only in a satire way on here. - You like MLP. I watched it a few times, can't say i enjoyed most of it - You are a brony. No - You can only grow facial hair on your neck. Nooooo - You like anime. I don't watch anime - You blame others for your shortcomings. No - You've never been on a sports team. I was on a Baseball team when i was like 10 - You care more about personality than looks. Looks is important too but if you only care about looks your a fagot - You're too scared to drive. Driving is fun as -blam!- - You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. No -You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls. No, not at all - You're afraid of spiders No - You don't do drugs because they're "bad." Yep, i like to stay a law abiding citizen - You have a waifu. No - You have messy or greasy hair. I wash my hair everyday - You don't even lift. I lift everyday - You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you. No. - You have been friendzoned two or more times Theirs no such thing as a friendzone - You frequently go on Bungie.net ...Yes

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            • lol at peeps takin the test like its skool or somethin too cool 4 skool

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            • 1/3 yes

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            • [quote]- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older[/quote] I haven't. That's [i]my[/i] choice, though. [quote]- You never went to your school dances[/quote] The Private Schools I went to never had any. But I wouldn't go to them, even if they did offer me the choice. [quote]- No girl has ever asked you out.[/quote] This [i]has[/i] happened to me. [quote]- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.[/quote] Pretty equal, actually. Sometimes I play piano, but keep my Xbox on, just to talk with my mates in Brampton. [quote]- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.[/quote] Premarital sex is an adolescent plague, in my opinion. To answer the question, no, I haven't. But again, that's my choice. [quote]- You wear a fedora.[/quote] Lolno, Batman cowl winter hat FTW (legitimately looks like Batman's mask, but it's made for winter.) [quote]- You use the word euphoric.[/quote] Never have. [quote]- You like MLP. - You are a brony.[/quote] Aren't these two the same thing? But no, I don't watch the show, nor am I a 'brony'. [quote]- You can only grow facial hair on your neck.[/quote] Nope. I could probably grow a nice chinstrap beard if I wanted to. [quote]- You like anime.[/quote] Only Dragon Ball Z and Naruto. [quote]- You blame others for your shortcomings.[/quote] Nope. My shortcomings are my problems, no one else's. (Unless, of course, in a team-based situation, and it is indeed their fault.) [quote]- You've never been on a sports team.[/quote] Played AAA Hockey and was a competitive Acrobat (I also trained in tumbling, but that was for parkour. [quote]- You care more about personality than looks.[/quote] In platonic relationships? Sure. In physical relationships? Lolno [quote]-You're too scared to drive. [/quote] I own a Corvette... So no, I'm not. [quote]- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. [/quote] Yes, I am uncomfortable getting nude in the change room. But if it's just changing clothes, I have no issues with it. [quote]-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.[/quote] Only if I don't know them. I'm dreadful when I'm out of my comfort zone. [quote]- You're afraid of spiders[/quote] I am. But they also interest me a lot, and I love to look at pictures of them. [quote]- You don't do drugs because they're "bad." [/quote] I don't do drugs, but that's because I don't need them to have fun (I also don't like being under the influence of [i]anything[/i]) [quote]- You have a waifu. [/quote] Lolno [quote]- You have messy or greasy hair.[/quote] Nope. I've got Tim Drake hair going on right now. [quote]- You don't even lift.[/quote] I do. I'm not sure about my maximum though. [quote]- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.[/quote] I've never been asked, but I doubt I would. [quote]- You have been friendzoned two or more times[/quote] Never happened to me, mostly because I don't waste my time with girls who aren't my friends. [quote]- You frequently go on Bungie.net [/quote] Yeah, everyday.

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              • Having a wife makes you a beta? So you are saying your parents are betas? How does that even work?

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              • - You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.- True, never had one - You never went to your school dances- Never been to school dance, but go to parties in college - No girl has ever asked you out.-True - You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.- Not anymore - You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.- I'm still a virgin - You wear a fedora. - Wtf is fedora? - You use the word euphoric. - nope - You like MLP. -nope - You are a brony. -nope - You can only grow facial hair on your neck. - nope - You like anime. -You got me on this, but I keep it a secret - You blame others for your shortcomings. - No - You've never been on a sports team. - Been on a sports team my whole life, and in college actively participate in IMs - You care more about personality than looks. - Nope - You're too scared to drive. - Own a car - You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. -No -You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls. - Scared to ask out, not to talk to - You're afraid of spiders -no - You don't do drugs because they're "bad." - Don't do it because I actually want a good -blam!-ing job - You have a waifu. - No - You have messy or greasy hair. - Shower every day and get hair cuts - You don't even lift. - I lift - You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you. - If she is hot I would - You have been friendzoned two or more times -No - You frequently go on Bungie.net - Just recently returned here

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              • 由TheMANofCRIMSON編輯: 1/8/2014 1:05:14 AM
                Concur. All true. When you can buy porn legally and havent destroyed the real thing...you might be a beta.

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