I am here to denounce the group Lurulu in the name of Little Caesars Legion
Pizza! Pizza!
(i was accepted after many requests to enter, and immediately banned)
(in my ban, i was accused of being an alt, presumably of door, the arch-dickbutt, who has been banned from the legion permanently)
(i do not take kindly to being accused of being an alt of door)
(for i am my own anus tickling man)
(i am not a dickbutt)
(thus, i have sealed Lurulu in the name of Little Caesars)
(members of Little Caesars Legion who break the seal will be put to death by permanent ban and be forever remembered as a dickbutt)
(I AM THE LAW)
(In nomine Parvum Caesarum pronúntio Lurulu Dickbuttus in extremis, et signa in omni aeternitate)