Tonight I randomly recalled an event that has escaped my memory for sometime. Pay attention this information may not be as common as it once was but it still gravely important. So there I was waiting to find some teammates in order to play another round of the Halo: Reach Beta. Once there was enough people the teams were set. I quickly realized there was someone on my team who shouldn't have been there. It was the one and only Stosh! I should have known nothing good was going to come out of this game. Yet, like I fool I tried to win despite the odds. The game mode was capture the flag. The map was Sword Base. I was the only person on my team to actually capture the flag. Were was Stosh might you ask? Where was Stosh when I needed him most? Well he was nowhere near that flag that's for sure. Oh and he also managed to get a negative K/D spread. In the end we were decimated three to one. I remember exiting that game cursing Stosh's name. Damn you Stosh, I gave you a chance. While everyone else constantly blamed you, I gave you a chance. And look what what happened. We lost the game that day, and only one person was to blame. Take what you have learned here today, and never forget it. Remember to always blame Stosh. Now and forever.