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1/31/2013 1:34:49 PM
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Whelp I was just molested...
So I just woke up to my big sisters friend touching my morning wood...
What the hell should I do? If I go after her and my sister finds out she'll be extremely pissed. On the other hand if I don't I miss out on redheaded scene chick awesomeness.
Wut do?
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4 回覆由Mad Max編輯： 1/31/2013 5:30:43 PM[quote] if I don't I miss out on redheaded scene chick awesomeness. [/quote] You gave yourself away, dude. 0/10
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1 回覆How did you wake up to have a lady touching your johnson and not end up at least making out with her? Was your first instinct to rush to ask The Flood for advice?
