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11/11/2025 3:18:23 PM
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Offtopic, I need your help...

Look, I'm just going to give it to you straight, this creepy guy in the woods promised me that if I can bring [b]Him[/b] three [b]Gifts[/b] then [b]He[/b] will grant my deepest desires, or whatever. I already got the first two [b]Gifts[/b], there was this whole thing with a bird and a snake... And anyway, the point is, the third [b]Gift[/b] is supposed to be "Good Company". I'm supposed to bring someone with me. And, like, this person is supposed to be [i]"the object of my affections"[/i] or whatever, there's all this symbolism with like the flesh, the blood, the heart, and junk, but point is, I don't have anyone to bring, so I need one of you to come. But, I'm just gonna be honest here, this is sort of a human sacrifice type deal... So, you won't be coming back. But I'll do a favor or something for you before we go, how's that sound? Okay? Okay! So, who wants to follow me blindfolded into the woods to be sacrificed in a profane ritual for my own selfish desires, that most certainly will not backfire I'm sure? Any takers?

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  • You misunderstood. Good Company refers to a song in the movie In Good Company, starring Scarlett Johansson. You're supposed to take her into the woods with you. I'll warn you though, she knows all kinds of martial arts stuff, so it's up in the air about who gets sacrificed. But hey, you hang in there buddy. I'm sure you'll do great.

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