Not completely sure if this counts but some specific air fresheners sometimes make me feel like I should eat the air even though 1.) how the hell would I eat air? And 2.) what would I accomplish if I tried? Particles of Ferbreze in my eyes? No thanks.
The food in literally every food ad ever.
They paint it to look perfectly cooked and they use all sorts of stuff in the gravys and sauces to make them drizzle and stick the way they want it to.
What is going on here?
First Traffic Cone is trying to eat a train, what were you trying to eat, Chuck? Plastic fruit? A pine cone? An old lady's hoo-ha?
I don't know about you kids today. Just put a little salt and pepper on it and dig in.