Throw that dog [spoiler]a nice party because he deserves it. Get your priorities straight sleep is optional[/spoiler]

Dogs are wretched, worthless little beasts.

[quote]huzzah a man of culture as well![/quote] I have a hobby of starving cats until they are all skin and bones and then feeding them so much. It leads to healthier better fur.

I do something similar with humans that annoy me. Minus the part where I feed them.

Ok, this is what you do! Grab Fluffy and take him/her down to Wayne's Chinese Restaurant and Emporium of Earthly Asian Delights. Walk around to the back door and knock 3 times with a 2 second interval between knocks. Then rub your hand in a counterclockwise, circular motion 2 times, then pound on the door for 30 seconds straight. When the door opens, ask for Jose. Tell him xronad sent you. No questions asked, he will pay you by the pound. Do not, I repeat, do not eat the crab rangoon! Those are for me. The "beef" fried rice is delicious though!

Unfortunately it isn't my dog and there would be consequences. It stopped and went back to sleep but now that I'm up I feel well rested and my stomach wouldn't stop growling so I got a bowl of cereal.