The person you would most likely want to date wants to kill you
If you already are dating pretend you aren’t
What do you do?
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由OldboyVicious編輯: 3/18/2018 9:18:20 PM
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[quote]The person you would most likely want to date wants to kill you If you already are dating pretend you aren’t What do you do?[/quote] Make them NOT want to kill me. Duh.
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Now if I wanted to date someone, which I don’t, and they wanted to kill me here’s what I’ll do. They want to kill me, but they don’t want to kill someone else. Create a alternate identity that this this date would love. I can’t literally change my face so I would need a mask or something. I guess while I’m at it I could be a vigilante and save the dates life, that always helps. But this is if I wanted a date, which I don’t [spoiler]i cast disguise self [/spoiler]
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1. Set a trap 2. Tranq her from hiding spot 3. Tie her up in my basement 4. Woo the sh!t outta her
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I don’t think the person I’m dating would want to kill me. She’s too kind and gentle to do that. She also doesn’t like violence.
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Maroon her at a remote, abandoned ski resort with a whole lot of champagne and strawberries.
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