You may not like what I tell you. You may not believe what I tell you. This point in my life, I don't really care. I don't have any interest in watering this down for you, so if you ask, I will answer fully to the best of my ability.
Reality is truly stranger than fiction, and I know a lot of strange stuff. Ask away.
Topics no one has asked me about yet: the Federal Reserve, the IRS, feminism, pornography, and Russia.