Re-posting this: Have DeeJ do reception work. OMG just think of how that would go... [i]::DeeJ behind front desk::[/i] Why can't I log into Bungie.net on here? [i]::tries to use phone::[/i] "Unable to log in"? HUH? [i]::phone rings:: ::waits for person to talk::[/i] Customer - Yeah hey so uhh, my order never shipped and it's been over 2 weeks. D: Hi, have you checked with [insert Help forum auto response]? C: What? D: You may want to report an issue, here you go. [provides link to report issue] C: What the hell are you talking about? I'm calling you to tell you that my order hasn't made any progress! D: Oh sorry. I will bring your concern to the Devs and let them know. C: DAFUQ?! [i]::customer hangs up:: ::DeeJ tries to edit call::[/i] D: Hmm. I can't do anything... [i]::boss man walks in::[/i] BM: DEEJ! What are you doing?! D: Organizing my desk by category... BM: Category of what? D: Forum replies and Helpful links for cust- BM: NO DEEJ! NO! Your job is to answer PHONE CALLS. No more forums for you. [i]::boss man lays down tiny ban hammer toy::[/i] BM: Here. [i]::DeeJ looks at hammer::[/i] D: There's nothing on here except... oh... [i]::hammer reads "[b]Bungie doesn't disclose any information about bans[/b]..."::[/i] [quote][/quote] LOL!