Is it just me, or has there been an influx of Potato related threads recently? Has offtopic become obsessed over potatoes (Heh heh, "toes") and made it the overused meme of the week? I've seen a lot of (actually, just 3) potato threads, and I'm genuinely concerned about the sanity of Offtopic... Of course, offtopic has never really been "sane" in the first place, but this is more insane than usual. On a scale from deflated footballs to my hot mixtape, I'm giving the current insanity level a perfect score of Smopid's face-melting mix tape. (I'm not kidding about the "face-melting" part. What else did you think was inside the Ark of the Covenant in that Indian Jones movie?) As it's becoming apparent that the Potato Obsession is slowly taking over my brain, I'd just like to say that.... [spoiler]It's impossible to measure the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.[/spoiler] Now that I got that out of the way, I'd like to inform you about our current potato problem. Potatoes, while usually quiet, have the strength of two bears and a Siberian Death Walrus. (Those guys are dangerous... like Dark Souls 3 dangerous.) Now it's pretty apparent that I'm [b]BEYOND[/b] tired, and if you didn't tell by me ranting about deflated foot balls and potatoes, then you probably should get that noggin checked out. This is Smopid going slowly insane, out. [spoiler]Please, for the love of God, leave a comment.... I'm desperate.[/spoiler]