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由Gamur Wenus編輯：
3/1/2016 10:08:10 AM
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Read me a bed time story.
Some one read to me so I can sleep
[spoiler]5:07am AMA[/spoiler]
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Once upon a time In a far away place There were a bunch of people That no one could face These people were small In a big ol community They thought they were giants The small people did On a day the giants thought would never come A mean villain named dungie Wiped out half of everyone The community rebuilt Although never the same The small people come But not all remain THE END
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由Tate Diabeetus編輯： 3/4/2016 1:07:40 PM"Ok.." *takes a random book from the shelf* "Oh this one is a classic!" *coughs* "When I was a child my family moved to a big old two-floor house, with big empty rooms and creaking floorboards. Both my parents worked so I was often alone when I came home from school. One early evening when I came home the house was still dark. I called out, “Mum?” and heard her sing song voice say “Yeeeeees?” from upstairs. I called her again as I climbed the stairs to see which room she was in, and again got the same “Yeeeeees?” reply. We were decorating at the time, and I didn’t know my way around the maze of rooms but she was in one of the far ones, right down the hall. I felt uneasy, but I figured that was only natural so I rushed forward to see my mum, knowing that her presence would calm my fears, as a mother’s presence always does. Just as I reached for the handle of the door to let myself in to the room I heard the front door downstairs open and my mother call “Sweetie, are you home?” in a cheery voice. I jumped back, startled and ran down the stairs to her, but as I glanced back from the top of the stairs, the door to the room slowly opened a crack. For a brief moment, I saw something strange in there, and I don’t know what it was, but it was staring at me" "The end" *puts book back* "Now go to sleep.." *turns off light*
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2 回覆Once, was no man. Only homo's. Many kinds homos. Habilis homos, rudolphensis homos. Australopiths all dead. But homos no dead. One home found egg on ground. Was laid by dumb bird lays eggs on ground. That homo said "look! egg!" All other homo said "eat dat treat!" But that homo looked down and saw egg was cracking, and tiny tiny bird beak sticking out. That homo did not know, be he owner of first pet. Slowly bird grows. Other homos want eat. But bird home throws rocks at other homos. That homo thought bird eat meat. Bird ate meat. Grew teeth in beak. Became carnivor bird. One day bird fly away and no come back. Homo sad. Then bird come back carrying homo sapiens in talons. This bird crossed time barrier and ate Justine Bieber before famous, ate Donald trump, and caught boy from high school. When bird brought boy to past, all homos had feast. Did not know what cell phone is, but if u looked, on screen said "to be uploaded: Damn Daniel" Humanity saved by bird from 3 great evils. The end *chews Manioc*
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2 回覆There once was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everybody died the end. Do you want a real one?
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由Goldship編輯： 3/4/2016 5:25:04 AMOnce opon a time.... It was a night a lot like this night... a forklift wanted a raptor that was rather chill to tell it a story so the forklift could go to sleep so the raptor decides to tell the forklift a story that kept breaking the 4th wall
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Once upon a time, in a far away land. There was a little forklift who was part of the royal forklift family. He was the prince of the forklift kingdom, He lived his entire life with joy and luxury, Until one day...the dreaded steamrollers, barbarians who want only to destroy, came to the forklift kingdom and attacked the palace. That day the Forklifts were not prepared for such an attack, many forklifts died....including the little forklifts family. The little forklift however, survived the attack and left the once beautiful kingdom with his father's right hand man, edgyforklift. Now the Forklifts are enslaved by the Steamrollers, forced to mine and move large crates around. But it is said that the little forklift will grow an army of the Heavens, and take back the kingdom that the steamrollers have taken! AND TAKE HIS BIRTHPLACE OF THE RIGHTFUL KING OF FORKLIFTS, NAY, THE KING OF ALL CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES!....But...it will not be easy for the little forklift. He will face challenges, foes of unspeakable power, all to mold him into the Forklift that his kingdom needs...he will slay the steamroller king, He shall become King
