So my wife and I went to Hawaiian Falls (a water park in Garland, TX) today with my wife's little sister. While we were in the lazy river some -blam!-tard stole my Longhorns flip flops. So we bought a $10 pair from the gift shop. Not even an hour later either the same -blam!-tard or a different one stole those flip flops too. But they did leave my Longhorns flip flops by the lazy river again. So I took them back. And my wife wonders why I have this ever growing desire to stab someone.