>Be me
>Be in public speaking class
>Feelsboredman.jpg
>We do reviews on slips of paper after speeches
>Decide dis gun b gud
>Write on 2 slips one with name one not
>Write bullshit good stuff on first one
>Turn both in
>Teacher reads em off
>Huehuehue
>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>Class is silent, teacher looks back at paper
>Kids burst out laughing
>Teacher furious
Mfw
>be me
>be fckin idiot
>see book called Rabies
>read as "Babies"
>open book
>read first line
>"A terrible disease affecting almost every part of the world."
>ohshit.jpg
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